Friday, July 23, 2010

Blue Waffle Infection: Seriously Terror-striken Disease!

.: Blue Waffle??? Yummy? Sticky? Tasty??
Just add butter, pandan and milk~~ (maximum 3 flavors)

blue waffle
this one, or this blue waffle fail

No, it's a Disgusting STD!! (sexually transmitted disease). Seriously, you MIGHT VOMIT after seeing this "new" blue waffle flavor...

According to UrbanDictionary,
Go to Google.com type in "Blue waffle" and then click the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Then you'll know what the f*** it means >.<
Still wondering what is a blue waffle? (Or how it looks like?)

I'm sorry for you. Here is a Youtube video to scares you off~~

No no noooo~~
Blue waffle is scary, please refrain yourself from pre-marital sex by any means at all, or get married and *then* have your lovely sexual night as many as you want.

Further reading?
  • BlurtIt : What is a Blue Waffle? (in depth explanation about the blue? No picts)
  • KnowYourMeme : Blue waffle: An urban Legend? (with unrelated blue picture)
  • DocumentingReality : Blue waffle infection (really gross) (finally, a site with description and picture! Watch it in close up~~)
  • Facebook fan page? : googling 'Blue Waffle' then really wishing you didn't. (it is soooooo true)


Do you think STD ends here? Nope, check this egg fried rice (only opens with existed Facebook account)! Click on the link there to view the image if you wish not to view the Facebook page.


m2mdoh: "In support of Always keeping a very good genital hygiene, day and night, 24-7."
:-x
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    2 comments:

    microbus said...

    Are you all that dumb? Your sentiments are not terrible, but you go about it with the all the intelligence of a 5th grade chain letter. There is no disease or symdrome called "blue waffle" it's an urban myth and the picture being circulated is a PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE obviously. There is no BLUE WAFFLE. STFU!

    mamdoh said...

    .: LOL~ There's no need to get all worked up about this silly blue "picture". And yes, there is no medical evidence or clinical history about this disease, but blue waffle is a very good point to abstinence "a whole lot of people" to not to have one night stand, organize any sex party, testing their precious virginity, being chickens because they are afraid of marriage (aka commitment), etc, etc, etc~ Hope you get the point. This kind of scare is for the sake of more greater and more positive reason.

    I do think this meme should continue as an urban myth, because, if it is really happening, I just don't know what to say anymore. This disease is just so new and it's so blue it's so smelly and it's soooooo disgusting. May our prayer is answered, Amen.

    I wonder who started all this sexual insecurities eh? :.

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